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British tennis relegated to sub-human level

British tennis relegated to sub-human level

Britain’s Davis Cup team has been told it faces the prospect of having to play against competitors drawn from the animal kingdom. ...

April 1 2010   |   Read More »

Police arrest 98% of population over broken resolutions

A rediscovered by-law which demands that all broken New Year's resolutions be punished with 50 lashes in Town Church...

January 7 2011   |   Read More »

Police announce cliché deployment

Guernsey Police announced yesterday that as part of a "bold new policy towards tackling crime and the causes of...

April 1 2010   |   Read More »

Clerical temp has fleeting not-wanting-to-die experience

19-year-old Garmin Brâche was momentarily overwhelmed on Wednesday morning when a one-off office task brought him close to not...

October 8 2010   |   Read More »
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